Castle crashers evil wizard12/11/2022 ![]() ![]() "I don't even.what?" Black Mage shakes his head and fails to notice Green Knight, who blasts Thief with poison and stabs Red Mage with his katana. I alone could have done this!" Red Mage arrogantly shouted, when Black Mage asked,"You were frozen solid! How did you break out?" "Simple. While Blue Knights back is turned, Red Mage breaks out of the and fires a fireball at Blue Knight, incerating him. Yeah, let's go with that." Thief says as he holds Blue Knights stolen mace. Red Mage and Blue Knight charge at each other, when Blue Knight freezes him and prepares to smash him with a mace, only to find it gone. " Black Mage laughs as he draws his knife. ![]() Red Knight charges at the group when Black Mage deep fries him with an uber-lightning attack. "Never mind." he says as he readies his lightning attack. "Fighter! No!!! Now who will I hate?" Black Mage cries, then looks over to see Red Mage and Thief. Fighter stands there for a second, then says,"So.no?" and falls over, dead. Maybe we can be friends!" Red Knight fires lightning at Fighter, electrocuting him. Fighter clashes swords with Red Knight, and says,"Hey! I have that kind of sword. Meanwhile, the other three light warriors find themselves in a chaotic battle with the knights. "Look what I.uh.found." Thief says as he decapitates Orange Knight. He reaches for his axe, only to see it gone. Suddenly, he looks up to see Orange Knight standing over him. "Ahhhhhhh!" Thief cries as he hits the ground. Thief goes flying as the other knights wake up and prepare for battle. "Goddamnit." Thief says as Red Knight wakes up and blasts him with lightning. Thief slowly sneaks up on Red Knight, knife drawn, when Fighter trips and causes a loud clang of armor. "Dear god, let them die doing this." Black Mage grumbles under his breath as he follows them down the hill. "And they have swords!" Fighter cries as he, Red Mage, and Thief take off down the hill. "But what if we need to level-grind? These could be high experience!" Red Mage pitches into the conversation. "We're not gonna stop for a few lousy pieces of gold." Black Mage says. "That's a terrible idea, how would I have stolen anything?" Thief says, while Fighter shouts,"They had nice swords!" Suddenly, Thief stops and points at the sleeping knights. "I'm just saying, that whole village thing would have gone better if we had burnt it to the ground." says Black Mage. As they doze off, a group of warriors appears over the horizon and comes near the camp. The Castle Crashers, exhausted from their quest, have chosen to rest for a while. Heroes of Gauntlet (by CuchulainSetanta)īattle vs. ![]()
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